Spectra Gel Beaded Anal Vibrator: Review #4

"The Spectra Gel Beaded Anal Vibrator was a pain to use, but in the end, it delivered amazing results when used in combination with other toys. It was quite a hassle, however, and I wouldn't choose this toy over others because of that. For the price, it might be worth it though."
 

Published: February 20, 2008

Stars: *** 

Pros: Soft material, easy to clean, low sound, non-intimidating size

Cons: Bad smell, flimsy tip, collects dust, looses vibration in upper half, can't be sterilized

This toy review has a funny story. I'm pretty sure that when this went to my parents house by accident, my dad repackaged it and sent it to me from his work. It came in a box that eden doesn't ship in and had a weird label. OOOOOOPSSSS!

To read the full review: Spectra Gel

#3 Super Pleasure Set

This review was originally posted on February 4, 2008. This was the first negative review I wrote for Eden. I hated the set. 

The product contained four items and only some of them worked. 
Since there are four products of variety in the Super Pleasure Set, I will review them from worst to best. All the products are made of jelly.

The worst of them was the pink cock ring/clit teaser. This product did neither of its supposed functions. For my guy, it was not tight enough to provide any climax control or stimulation for him. For me, the jelly nubs were much too flimsy to provide any stimulation for me either. It pretty much felt like an annoying piece of sticky rubber between our two bodies.

The second worst toy had more of a use, but not the way it was intended. It was the pink penis sleeve/extender. This penis sleeve was not very effective on an actual penis. It didn’t fit right. It would pull down at times and slide up at others. Putting this on a regular straight vibrator worked much better.

Using the third toy was a good experience. The purple cock ring was perfect size for my guy. It prolonged his climax, and when he finally did finish, he said that it was amazing.

My favorite toy in the set was the blue penis sleeve, by far! It was a little difficult to put on, since I had to use it with a condom (caution though, it can increase tearing possibility in a condom). Once inside me, it was amazing. It added the right amount of girth and texture to just rock my world. 

To read my full extended review:  #3 review

Eden...

Well it seems as if EdenFantasys has gone down the tubes in terms of a community for reviewing. I LOVE reviewing and I am really sad to see Eden go the way it has. There were many problems with Eden while I was there, but the rewards were so great I didn't care enough. Anyways, I want to put my reviews somewhere and would love to continue to write, so until I find a new company...I'll be posting my reviews here one at a time. Enjoy!

Sick

I just got over being sick, and I think I'm getting sick again! Boo.

I have so much to do and little energy to do it all with. I hate winter.

You can't copy genuine.

People like this are pathetic...

You can thank me for your partner, weight loss, sex life, imitated success, technique, style, drive, and fake talents, but yet you still "hate me". Hate me enough to imitate most of what I do or blatantly copy it, follow it to the point of obsession. There is not much that you do that is original. Chameleons like you must be so unhappy with themselves since you don't have a true self. You even have to lie to yourself, friends, probably partner, and even people you don't know to convince them that you are the victim of everything you do. Hilariously, you cause it and the lying makes you look even more ridiculous. It's hard for someone to not be in the same place you are, if you follow them around... You are not fooling anyone, but I do know they find humor in humoring you.

You can't copy genuine, but you sure can look like a trashed up, third rate, ill-propotioned, knock off. Good luck with that!

YEAY!

I got to order my Billow Dress today! So excited for it to arrive!

What a crappy day, though! It's been freezing rain all day :(.

Intervention Rant

I am kind of addicted to the show Intervention-ironic no? Usually, the show makes me feel good, even if it causes a few tears. But sometimes, it makes me downright furious. I have seen blogs about Intervention before. Some are hilarious and some are ignorant. I recently watched an episode of Intervention that made me want to blog about it. ALLISON-is a huffer. Her attitudes towards anything but her selfish, brat needs to huff are the only thing that matters. She also looks like a fucking idiot when she huffs. It's so bad that it makes me wonder if she loses her vision when she gets high too. The situation gets so bad that police get involved. The way she talks to the police is worse than the way she talks to her family. For fucks sake! I wish they had tazered her. 99.9% of the time I have some sympathy, often a lot of sympathy for the individuals on the show. I have zero sympathy for Allison. It is not that she has nothign in her past to feel bad about, she does. It is just the way that she expects men to love her and care for her and is surprised when they bolt a few months in. It's how she has no respect for her cats who are constantly inhaling the shit she puts in the air. It is the way she acts like a fucking 2 years old any time some says something she does not like. It's the fact that she is whoring herself out to an ugly married man with two kids to get money for her habit. Pathetic. If for some crazy reason, you feel like yelling at a TV for 45 minutes, look that episode up. It baffles me and while I am not at all unhappy with the accomplishments I have already achieved it makes me feel that much better that I have never even been remotely close to...that.